NOTE: This toy is available for purchase through Countess Kassandra’s Erotique.
Playing with the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation was my very first experience with a toy like this. I must say I was impressed. My first reaction was WOW, where has this thing been all my life?
If you read reviews from other sex toy reviewers you’ll notice that people either like this style of toy or they don’t. You can firmly put me in the LOVE category. Make that love, love. love! Did I say love?
In the sex toy store I work in, I never recommended this toy as I just didn’t know how well it would work. It’s safe to say that, I’ll be recommending it now! Of course it’s not for everyone, so as usual, I’ll qualify them by asking some questions about their likes, dislikes, needs and budget.
I truly have a new favorite toy. The multiple orgasms that I had with this toy each time I used it were so intense. Quite frankly, I’ve never had orgasm quite that intense and I’m in my 50’s.
Usually I prefer rumbly bullet vibes, so the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation provided a VERY different feeling. I’m not even sure I can accurately describe it. Suffice it to say that after my short solo play session last night I could barely walk correctly. All the muscles in my legs had tightened up so much while playing and orgasming that my legs felt like jelly. I was raving to the handsome hubby about how it was so different and felt so great!
- Weight: Nearly 9 ounces
- Length: 6.5 inches
- Width: 1.8 inches
- Height: 2.5 inches
- Material: Body is ABS plastic, Head is silicone
- Body Safe
- Phthalate Free
- Waterproof: Can be used in the bathtub
- USB Rechargeable Battery
- 10 Year Warranty
- 11 Settings for Intensity
- Whisper Quiet
I received this toy and one other for free in exchange for my always honest review. They came from Satisfyer headquarters in Germany. The packaging for the Pro 2 Next Generation is quite simple but attractive. The color of the packaging mimics the colors of the toy. Inside the package the toy itself is laying inside of a plastic tray. Underneath the tray is the user manual and the magnetic USB cord for charging the toy.
As you might imagine, I was really chomping at the bit to try this new toy, but it needed to be fully charged first. According to the user manual, it can take up to 8 hours for the initial charge. Future battery charges should run about 90 minutes.
After getting the toy all charged up, I was more than ready to try it. One of my co-workers at the store had been telling me how she liked this product line, so expectations were high.
Handsome hubby was busy playing on his computer so I took a few minutes and went off to our bedroom to enjoy some solo playtime. Water-based lubricant is suggested with this toy for two reasons. The first is that the head, which goes over the clitoris, is made of silicone. Over time silicone lube on silicone toys can degrade the toy. The second reason is that the water-based lubricant makes for better suction, as this is a suction based toy.
Technically, it operates through negative pressure and wave stimulation, according to the website. All I can say is, whatever it does, however it operates, it’s AMAZING. I want to go play with it right now as writing this review is making me a bit horny. Hehe…
Ok, so I did take a break to play and I am even more convinced that the Pro 2 Next Generation is my new favorite toy!
Using the toy is very easy. There is an on/off button and + and – buttons that allow you to move up/down as desired. All three buttons are easy to reach on the top of the handle. In total there are 11 settings. I went as high as the seventh setting before blasting off to orgasm land. I’m not sure if I’ll ever get to the highest setting, but I guess time will tell.
I really like the up and down buttons. If you want to go up one or two settings to see how intense they are, it’s simple to move back down. I do wish more manufacturers could include these. Of course it’s difficult on the small bullet vibes to do so, as there isn’t space for them. Having to go through numerous functions or settings is frustrating, especially if one is on the verge of an orgasm.
If Satisfyer had included a low battery light, it’d be even better.
To actually use the toy, simply place some lubricant on the top of the clitoris, so that when the toy head is placed on top of the clitoris, it will create better suction. I turned the power on and set it at the lowest setting. I let it stay there for a few seconds and then moved up a few settings so I could better feel the pressure waves. They really kick in, at least for me, on about the 4th setting. It’s such a pleasant feeling. There’s some similarity to cunnilingus, but more the sucking part.
After lingering at that pleasant feeling, my leg and torso muscles start tightening up and I know that an orgasm, or rather multiple orgasms, in the case of this toy, are coming! It really is difficult to describe the feeling. It’s very targeted to the head of the clitoris which is just so different than toys like the Magic Wand. It’s even different from a rumbly bullet vibe. Although the pressure waves do create a bit of a rumble on the clit.
Cleaning the toy is very easy. Satisfyer suggests a toy cleaner. I used a little soap and water. The silicone head is removable for easier cleaning and replacement if necessary. Just let it air dry.
I guess you can tell I really like this toy. If you like receiving oral sex (cunnilingus) I highly recommend getting yourself one. Same if you just like to experiment with different toys to find out what you like. It’s always good to find new ways to pleasure your body.
Thanks for the orgasms Satisfyer! I am definitely Satisfyed!
Next week I’ll be reviewing the brand new Satisfyer Pro Traveler, so stay tuned to my blog, Twitter or Instagram!
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